Ultimate Gamer Pack

"You didn’t just shake; you shook. You didn’t just take the L; you respawned.
You stared into the 4K, five-billion-FPS abyss and screamed, ""Chat, is this real?"" "
This is the RATSHAKER™ - Ultimate Gamer Pack: a console-exclusive offering for those who don’t just play the game. They are the game.
"NO STATS. NO PERKS. NO XP.
JUST FOUR SKINS:"
* Pixel Rat: A throwback retro rat that’ll have your insecure dad lie and say, “I remember that game... maybe we can hang out now?”
* Gamer Rat: Drenched in microplastic-laced, influencer-backed drink and with a headset-dented skull. You are the lobby.
* Action Rat: No guns. No problem. Rip those sleeves off, little gamer, it’s time for your zero-deaths run.
* CRT Rat: A shaking CRT abomination. You know what those are, right? Yeah, you do. You're a gamer.