John Fart : Text-iverse of Crazyness

Play as John Fart and travel through time to stop mutant bees from causing the bee-pocalypses. But for this mega triga giga epic quest you will need some help... Thankfully you can somehow go inside books using a something called a “Bookalitoo” and recruit help. Using your big farting brain you of course decide to recruit a stupid cartoon bear.

Together you will fight mutant bees and bring peace to this world once and for all!

Enter the best comedy action FMV video game mockumentary interactive movie parody thingy whatever adventure of your life and play this game like the true pro gamer that you are.

Features:

-Amazing life like graphics

-Someone named Fart

-Funny ahah jokes that make you go ahah (Because it’s funny, lol)

-Epic action scenes worthy of a 1 billion dollar blockbuster movie from a universe where blockbuster movies don’t have good action scenes.

-Time travel

-Text travel

-And some other stuff maybe I guess, I don’t know